Here’s a roundup of some of our tweets from 2013. Follow us on Twitter for more brilliance in 2014.
Ballcock: A ballcock (also ball tap) is a mechanism or machine for filling water tanks, such as those found in flush toilets.
Don’t sleep with a drip, call your plumber…
We enjoy approximately 98% of the people we work with.
Cheryl Tunt and Salvador Dali both had an Ocelot named Babou.
The commercial with Shannon Doherty selling online educations is simply depressing.
Imagine expecting the species to last for 10 million more years – as though people were as well-designed as turtles. -Vonnegut
Cinco de Mayo <----- not to be confused with mexico's independence day which is september 16th. please read more, people. i wish could tweet smells. a plumber walks into bar and orders pappy van winkle 23 neat. the end. surest way corrupt youth instruct him hold in higher esteem those who think alike than differently. -nietzsche modern man as proof of entropy. "southernplayalisticadillacmuzik" by outkast & plato's account "the apology" socrates are most influential parts my education. "there organizing principles universe we can no more understand dog can." -kurt vonnegut autocorrect changes sump pump pimp. "spend money hood, know it's all good. you should do same told peep game." -too $hort klout score increased "who gives shit" this week. @gselevator: ph.m. (@[company_name]) argues many kids better skipping college learning skill: http://bit.ly/176bei3 yolo karma mutually exclusive. *brought dictionary* @[company_name]: <----- virile viral. does nsa still tweets when government shuts down? love bad ditches, that's plumbin' problem. yeah, like plumb, got customer: 15 yr. old water heater leaking. how happen? me: familiar 2nd law thermodynamics or entropy? look, just that i'm on roll cottonelle, was made for shit. -drake pompous, even me. if having ditch crime, i'd arrested. anyone says content king has never had any cash. "i'll there 10 minutes" euphemism "i left late because don't give shit i'll probably half an hour." "education: reveals wise, conceals from stupid, vast limits their knowledge." -mark twain am bigger person. <---- wishes everyone above average but acknowledges basic mathematics. wonder correlation among % tip your server political views. @roggyie: men suits look really successful until find out they work t-shirts jeans 'schrödinger's cat bar. doesn't. advice: follow @gselevator every single person he follows. reminder: totally fix plumbing things. cited forbes article: http://www.forbes.com/sites/ruchikatulshyan/2013/12/09/goldman-sachs-tweeter/ ... ho! bottle go heal heart drown woe rain may fall wind blow... -j.r.r. tolkien http://bit.ly/1j9vjza let me clear: ereht era gnikcuf srewsna. get serviced locally friday spirit animal. we'll toilet. someone defines local. sell crack. goodnight, good luck. -edward r. murrow
